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Travel Style of the Pope

After over 1000 years the world finally has a non-European Pope. A Jesuit from Argentina who has chosen the name Francis after the patron saint of the poor. All good news then! The average Bishop of Rome is usually well travelled, though the style in which they make their journeys differs greatly from the manner [...]

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The Solo Travellers Guide to Sex

Those that have taken a vow of abstinence aside, the majority of those still breathing crave some holiday romance. A recent article explaining that travellers have increased sex appeal will be welcome news then. Imagine that, every additional passport stamp makes the owner appear more attractive to the opposite sex, even the most romantically challenged [...]

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Travel People Watching – Airport Characters

Being processed through Gatwick airport the other morning I was reminded of the many different characters that struggle through the departure lounges at airports daily. Airports may not seem the most interesting places to visit despite the number of reality television programmes that try to convince us otherwise. Apart from young children for whom flying [...]

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Tourist Ranking System – Traveller Watching

The difference between a tourist and a traveller is an on-going debate that will probably never reach any sensible conclusion. My personal viewpoint on the subject is described in another ‘Tourists are travellers too” post. However I thought it might provide a few laughs to poke fun at some of our preconceptions of the stereotypes [...]

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Symptoms of the Incurable Adventurer

If you can answer yes to just a few of these, you might want to take a seat and a deep breath, you are an adventurer. There is not any cure so unless you can find a local therapy group best just accept your fate and get out there and enjoy the adventure: 1.  Your [...]

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16 Experiences of the True Traveller

You can proudly call yourself a traveller if you have experienced at least a few of these: 1. Had a ‘brush’ with the authorities in a foreign country (extra kudos for a night in a cell). 2. Found yourself conversing fluently with the locals in a language you cannot speak in a bar after several [...]

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Ten Sure Signs You Are a Serial Traveller

You know you are a traveller when: 1. One of your friends retires after selling their collection of your postcards on Ebay. 2. Your Mum has to look at family photographs to remind herself what you look like. 3. Your wardrobe resembles a World indigenous crafts stall, with ponchos, djellabas, shamags and shubas. 4. Your [...]

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